The four us locked ourselves in a makeshift studio in Oswego, New York with a some eggnog and a bottle of burbon, promising not to come out until we made a cheesy christmas song. This was the result. Enjoy!
lyrics
Lyrics:
I don't trust a single season
Where the birds fly away in fear
You know the snow is trying to kill you
So excuse the lack of holiday cheer
A bit more burbon in my eggnog
I'll meet you under the mistletoe
I like the way you fit in that ugly sweater
Like santa says baby ho ho ho
Chorus:
Christmas
Lets Keep on singing on
Christmas
Forced to visit family
Christmas
Let's pretends that Santa's real
Christmas
Maxed out my credit card
Christmas
Lets keep on singing on
Christmas
Last minute shopping
Christmas
Only time I go to church
Christmas
I can never find any god damn parking
This verse's going for all the present
Underneath the Charlie brown tree
If I could be a little kid again
My whole Christmas would be free
You know that santa's got it easy
He's got those reindeer that can fly
If only uncle chuck was so lucky
He wouldn't have worry about a DUI
Christmas
Keep on singing on
Christmas
Crappy Christmas music
Christmas
My back hurts from shoveling
Christmas
Ugh I drank too much cough syrup
Christmas
Lets keep on singing on
Christmas
Black Friday Pepper Spray
Christmas
Uhh I uh..wasn't ready...
Christmas
But I'm ok with Hannukah
Christmas is now completely over
All the presents are unwrapped
Gotta wake up early tomorrow
To return half of this crap
Christmas isn't all that bad
Even though I like to complain
You could spend Christmas all alone
So don't take your family and friends in vain
credits
released December 24, 2008
Travis Hafner, Dustin Diak, Christian Mott, Ty Prince
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